The headless dick

When you are fucking a girl in a harry potter fantasy and your main bitch walks in and cuts your dick off and slaps you with it across your neck

Got caught cheating at hogwarts so she gave me the headless dick

by SlickWilly—-8 April 14, 2021

Your dick

the smallest thing in the world.

Your dick is so fucking small

by imsmokinsnakes May 13, 2023

Broccoli Dick

A hairy smelly hard dick with lumps all over. Similar to cauliflower's ear, but on your penis.

If a man has Broccoli Dick, run! This is a warning that those fluid lumps may explode in your vagine.

1. Girl one: That guy last night had such a lumpy penis!

Girl two: He probably has broccoli dick.

2. Your such a broccoli dick!

by feelitbro February 23, 2012

dick-flick

Another word for porn

My brother likes to watch dick-flicks.

by Jorgethegreat June 13, 2015

dick lynching

Right before cumming squeeze the head of the penis as to not allow anything to come out.

That girl last night gave me a dick lynching. It hurt like hell but was totally worth it!

by Janae's snatcher June 13, 2017

Dick

Steven

Steven is a dick

by Jaiiiiii January 7, 2024

Dick racing

When two guys fuck two girls to see who can last the longest

I was dick racing last night with John and lost by two seconds

by Jamdrew17 November 24, 2022