#1- Dude, i got wasted last night and was cleaning my gun. Fucked up and shot my tv. That was some dizzle-ass shit to do.
#2- I did some dizzle-ass shit last night. I got drunk and ran out into the ocean. In February.
#2- I did some dizzle-ass shit last night. I got drunk and ran out into the ocean. In February.
by j.t. paperstacks October 22, 2010
Get the dizzle-ass shitmug. "Jeff is so ass pained right now it's insane, he just needs to chill"
"I'm so fucking ass pained right now- dude I can't.
"I'm so fucking ass pained right now- dude I can't.
by Gilletteguy August 5, 2022
Get the ass painedmug. a word for when you eat ass in the back of a car soo much that you suck all the fat from there ass to yours
by iynez February 12, 2020
Get the assmug. on april 16th, it's national grab ass day.
taken or not, be prepared to get your ass grabbed.you cannot get mad if ur ass is grabbed
taken or not, be prepared to get your ass grabbed.you cannot get mad if ur ass is grabbed
by Finesseingurbih101 April 15, 2019
Get the National Grab Ass Daymug. On December 4th its national slap ass day where a boy can slap a girls ass next time they see each other
Boy: Nice ass *slaps butt*
Girl : why?
Boy:its national slap ass day
U can slap and grip the girls ass if you want
Girl : why?
Boy:its national slap ass day
U can slap and grip the girls ass if you want
by Superslimmshady December 4, 2021
Get the National Slap Ass Daymug. Asshole parents who deserve to burn in fucking hell. The embodiment of self loathing/pity. Overall fucking losers who treat their kids as property.
They treat their kids as therapists, and tell their kids bottle up emotion.
They try to justify abuse by saying their kids did something impossibly bad.
Make me want to kick their asses into their own fucking cock.
They treat their kids as therapists, and tell their kids bottle up emotion.
They try to justify abuse by saying their kids did something impossibly bad.
Make me want to kick their asses into their own fucking cock.
"We aren't toxic ass parents! We are just realists!" *Child gets shot by parents after they trauma dump them*
by definatelynottrophosko October 7, 2023
Get the Toxic Ass Parentsmug. 