Big Dick Energy

See also Caine

If he wills it, it shall be done. He has Big Dick Energy.

by Octopussy13 January 15, 2021

Ultimate Dick Annihilator

A woman with an unstoppable pussy. She intends on milking every man she meets of every last drop of sperm they have. She’s adept at fucking people so hard, relentlessly and so wildly that they won’t be able to walk or Jack off for weeks or maybe even months. She could shove the biggest watermelon out there and take it out skinnier then Goku’s power pole. Her pussy is so hot and warm that it feels like she’ll melt your dick right off but at the same time it’s so hard and squeezes so tight that it feels like someone with the strength of 1000 Gorillas is stroking you dick and it’s about to fall out.

“My dude, why are you in a wheel chair?”
“Oh yeah i fucked an ultimate dick Annihilator last night so I won’t be able to do much for a while”

by Stop That Rn January 16, 2021

Dick whipped

Monique & Madeline

Isn’t it how sad Monique & Madeline are dick whipped? RIP

by Momooooooe January 19, 2021

Limp dicking the clit

To do something half ass or put something off until later.

It was extremely hot outside so he waited until the sun goes down. If it does it’ll be nighttime. He’s limp dicking the clit.

by WilksJohannes January 20, 2021

Dick-bib

Dick-Bib
A device made of rubber or cloth used to absorb dick-tears caused through non sexual excitement.

"Oh good lord above, someone get me my dick-bib, these phillyhoma philly queso chilli fries are causing my dick tears of joy"

by ChlorineChat January 20, 2021

Dick makeup

When you see a girl that's been up for a week trying to look good but their so smoked out it looks like thay put their makeup on with a dick

omg look at that tweeker bitch she thanks she looks good with her dick makeup on

by Ateaball and flailing tuff January 20, 2021

Dirty Little Squiggléy Dick

A filthy penis that is stubby and shaped like a corkscrew.

Shalev: Man look at that penis! It looks like a deranged giraffe elbow!
Ima: No way it looks more like a Dirty Little Squiggléy Dick.

by dan_gleewang January 22, 2021