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Catching the crazy turkey

Catching the crazy turkey is a sexual act, usually done during the Cow Girl position, where in both the male and female flap their arms without rhythm and gobble savagely.
Michael and Lindsay received complaints from their neighbors because they spent the night catching the crazy turkey.
by Flynt Cole December 13, 2014
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Turkey Chin

The art of wearing jeans with a zipper and putting the skin of your balls through the zipper therefore creating the “Turkey Chin”
Omg Dave did u see Johns Turkey Chin? It looked like a fleshy prune
by Big Dick CJ September 26, 2017
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Bitch Turkey

a name for a person who is a worthless piece of meat and cannot function within society
by onkyOINKOINKIMAPIG December 31, 2010
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Turkey neck

When a fat persons neck skin hangs down and looks like a Turkey neck.
My granny's turkey neck looks really nasty.
by Everythingzen February 27, 2015
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Turkey

Yes, it’s a game bird but it’s also a derogatory word used to describe someone who gobbles or yaps a lot. It also can be used in a similar way as “F-cker” or “an idiot” would be used.
“That’s turkey talk dude.”

You turkey.”

“I’m so sick of these turkeys always ruining things.”
“You’re turkey dude, stop that.”
by Anders Krieg December 21, 2023
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broke as a turkey

when you're in highschool and you miss understand a tall black guy saying he's broke
Juan- IM BROKE AS HELL

Janna- Did you just say you're broke as a turkey?
Juan- SURE DID..
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trash turkey

Counterpart to the dumpster chicken. A fuckboy that peaked at 21 yet still believes for whatever reason that he is God's gift to women even though the only job he's had since high school is selling dope out of his mom's garage.
Kenny asked for my number at the grocery store, but I don't fuck with broke ass trash turkeys.
by Bea5t m0m February 12, 2025
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