Sad turd on the roof

Sad turd on the roof is a saying used to describe an ugly bird on your roof. used commonly by 11 year olds.

i hear a Sad turd on the roof on our roof

by TiltedMC December 10, 2019

coming off a turd

A special category of farts. These babies pack a punch and can clear a room.

Caused by not having had a bowel movement and the farts get that extra smelly boost from the deuce on deck.

I hate when someone drops ass in the subway.

I know. Especially one "coming off a turd"

by Cosmo88 November 17, 2017

potato turd slime

Secretions that derive from a rotten potato. Often thick in viscosity, these liquids resemble human diarrhea both visually and scent.

"Susan, I just found some potato turd slime from the potatoes you bought for last Thanksgiving and it stinks!"

by Neo2224 June 18, 2017

yeadon turd-a-holic

the residents of yeadon that cant help but talk about other people n stir up shit

omg wats that yeadon turd-a-holic doin in here. jesus shes such a yeadon turd-a-holic.

by yeadon dweller May 6, 2011

air droppin' turds

When you take a snap shot of a turd on your iphone, then you air drop it to random people in a crowd.

I was on a plane and I was air droppin' turds!

by dr rocket December 8, 2018

rolled off a turd

A fart that smells so shifty, it must've rolled off a turd before escaping the butthole.

That one smells like it rolled off a turd.

by K-ILL April 7, 2016

turd sandwich

something nasty

ewww this pasta taste like a turd sandwich

by german9pacman February 15, 2010