Blue Phone

When you show up to work with a fully charged phone and every intention of draining the battery, but then shit hits the fan and it stays in your pocket.

I was going to spend the first hour at work playing games on my phone, but my boss came in early and blue phoned me.

by CptRaven June 17, 2025

Phone

What ur mom blames everything on

me: mom i bullied in school
Mom: its because of that DAMN PHONE!!!

by Didipohi1211 January 4, 2024

Mums Phone

Slang for your Mums clit/pussy

Me: You sound like an 8 year old on his mums phone

Kid: What does that mean, I’m gonna look it up

by FuckingSket69 November 22, 2019

Phone

A little device used to talk to your crush and not worry about them seeing you blush

OMG I LOVE MY FUCKING PHONE

by Babybrat425 June 15, 2019

Phone Smack

When you pull out your phone just to smack a bitch

He pissed me off, so I phone smacked him like a bitch

by Jack Dude 47 May 14, 2018

four function phone

A very simple cell phone (like a four function calculator).

A twelve year old shouldn't have an iPhone, but rather a four function phone.

by lilhill April 4, 2010

phone

the thing that students always screw around on when they should be paying attention in class

Teacher: GET RID OF THOSE PHONES OR ELSE IM SENDING YOU TO THE OFFICE

by GregHeffley95 March 13, 2025