urban dic blocked

When you think of the most genius word or phrase ever, so genius that it can't possibly be already defined on urban dictionary. You hop on urban dictionary and excitedly put it in the search bar, when lo and behold, there's your word or phrase, definition and everything, already thought of by someone just a little more witty and clever than you.

Man, there's gotta be a term for that. It's like getting cock blocked. Heh. Dick blocked. HOLY SHIT, DUDE! URBAN DIC BLOCKED!

*looks it up real quick, reads the above entry*
...FUCK!

by grabthehoopka August 2, 2016

Block Party Guy

A Cornell University student legend who is obsessed with block parties for some reason.

"How did you hear about the Cook Street block party today"?

"I saw one the 500 posts that Block Party Guy made about it since last night"

by anonymous June 16, 2022

bing bong blocked

when a new yorker is deadass tired of your shitty, racist, homophobic, ableist, elitist, landlord loving, daddys uber money, finance bro in a patagonia, main character wannabe instagram posts, so they bing bong block ya!

If you post an insta story about supporting the Cuomo brothers, you're getting bing bong blocked!

by 420pussy December 5, 2021

cock n block

when you send a picture of a penis before blocking someone

ughh don't want to talk to this girl anymore, i'm gonna cock n block her.

by linkø January 31, 2020

philosophical cock block

When you've come up with a great idea only to realize someone else came up with it before you

"I was about to post my definition for masturbae when I found out that someone else already created one. What a philosophical cock block!"

by Dr. Dob Doblinson March 17, 2015

she blocked me :'(

The message you get from your dumbass loser friend after he tries chatting up girls.

Jordan: I'm gonna try chatting up Maggie
Will: Yeaa go for it haha :p
*5 minutes later*
Jordan: She blocked me :'(
Will: Ffs Jordan you're just a drophead aren't you.

by Mr Brucey February 14, 2019

Chicken wing block

When you go to grab a woman’s boob or a private part and she blocks you suddenly with her elbow.

Why did you chicken wing block me? I was just trying to cop a feel.

by Spikes August 18, 2019