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As a Jew

A phrase often put at the beginning of an antisemitic rant in order to not face consequences
"as a Jew, I think the state of Israel should be abolished and we should all go back to Poland"
by Factoid12342023 February 8, 2024
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Playing jew

A game played with two or more friends and some random people.
Aim: to Call out a Jew
How:

1.throw a coin near a bystander without them actually seeing you "drop it"(use a heavy like a quater, the bystander needs to bramble to hear the coin hit the ground. try avoid coins like dimes or nickels)
2. Wait and see if they pick it up
3. If they pick it up yell at them calling them a Jew.
Me and John made a montage of us playing Jew with a bunch of randoms
by Dat_JewishKid December 11, 2015
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DEI for JEWS and not for thee

Hym "What!? I can't believe it! The JEW thinks that we should have DEI for JEWS and not for thee! The woman thinks that men shouldn't control women... But rather, women and the fat-cocks they fuck should control the men they don't! Wild! Woahwoahwoah, wait! The incest cultists who murdered their own God think the people who aren't in the incest cult should have to do what the Incest-God says? Hold on a second! The determinist thinks that there is a disconnect between the function of AI (in it's reasoning) and the output- Er, wait... That one is actually paradoxical I think... Nevermind, the fat-cock thinks women are selecting based on his personality? No! It isn't paradoxical be the determinist believes that humans don't have a self... Therefore, it doesn't need to be able to do the thing you're suggesting to be what we are Sabine. The AI can be as self-aware as we are... To you... Because that is already what you think about the human mind... Right? You already think the human mind operates the way that the AI is operating... So... It's doing it right."
by Hym Iam April 8, 2025
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Jew

A person with a short nose who hates money
Jews are the most friendly and personable people you will ever meet
by Frederick Yeo November 17, 2023
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nether jew

another term for piglins in Minecraft, often used when they don’t give you good trades
holy fuck man, that nether jew just gave me three ender pearl trades in a row
by furry slayer April 4, 2023
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Mountain jew

Mormons and Amish in Ohio known for "jewing" products.
by Leixx January 14, 2025
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bagle eating jew

A person of Jewish ethnicity who does not actively practice Judaism.
Did you see him at synagogue last week?

No. He's a bagle eating jew.
by Deanthejew February 4, 2016
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