Holy Choly

A person who preaches the word of the lord and does the opposite, all while he/she denies being Russian.
Person 1: It's what the lord wants.
Person 2: Are you a Holy Choly?
Person 1: No, no, no.
Person 2: Are you Russian?
Person 1: No!
by TheDeadYeti April 17, 2021
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Holy Swagamole

An exclamative phrase similar to "holy shit!" or "holy guacamole!", used to describe situations of utmost swag or to make fun of something stupid.
"Holy Swagamole! you fucking suck at this game!"
or
"Holy Swagamole that guys fucking awesome!"
by aasssaeqwwwwwwf February 25, 2025
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When a person has a Head Like A Hole by the band Nine Inch Nails that is full of Holy Water and the size of a Watermelon with a giant John Mellencamp, they have a Head Like A Holy Water Mellencamp.
"Thou shalt not forsake my Head Like A Holy Water Mellencamp under the rug!"

Judy: "Hey, Donna? Do you like that song called "Head Like A Hole" by Nine Inch Nails?"

Donna: "Sure! It's ok!"

Judy: "What about Holy Water? Do you like that?"

Donna: "I guess so! Why do you ask?"

Judy: "I just wanted to know if you wanted some. Say, do you like Watermelons?"

Donna: "Yes. You know I do. What are you getting at?"

Judy: "Nothing, but I scored some tickets to see John Mellencamp tomorrow. Do you want to go?"

Donna: "That would be awesome! Sure, I'll go!"

Judy: "Great! Don't forget to pack your Head Like A Holy Water Mellencamp!"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO February 26, 2023
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holy shmoly

Good ass head. Plain and simple.
She gave me that holy shmoly.
by S-Z Rose June 30, 2022
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holy pee

Mary, mother of Jesus: Where's God?
Jesus, son of Mary: Taking a holy pee.
by Infev February 17, 2024
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HOLY Water SEX MOVE

When you ejaculate into your hand and flick it on her forehead to cleanse her sins
The priest Needed to "Holy water sex move" her to exorcise the devil
by CumCommunity69 June 01, 2023
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Driving like Holy Family

It means to speed over potholes.

It comes from a joke in my city about this one road that has a lot of potholes and a high speed limit. But the road is ironically the main way to get to the hospital called Holy Family. Highway to Holy Family has claimed many lives.
Officer: okay so who is responsible for this accident?

Person: Not me, that other asshole was driving like Holy Family.
by Sacredfart June 19, 2023
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