douche beggar

A person, usually a woman, who begs to have a douche administered to her

Hey, look at that woman asking for a douche, she is a real douche beggar

by Duncan Cromartie June 14, 2018

douche pipe

A vape pen. So called because usually only douches vape.

Brad's over there sucking on his douche pipe.

by ces't la vie February 14, 2022

basic douche

(n)1. A person, usually masculine in gender, who conforms to all the social dorms associated with being a dude. 2. A regular guy who is kind of a douche.

That guy at the youth hostel was totally a basic douche.

by Widgetwidget January 19, 2016

Douche Tunic

An article of clothing created when a frat bro or any gym-oriented young man rips the armpits of his tank a bit too much, therefore resulting in what is basically a sweaty double-sided cape.

Kyle: Yo, check out my new tank. It shows off my guns.
Mack: Bro, the chicks will love it. They can totes see your nips.
Kyle: Sick, man.
Carly: Nice douche tunic, asshole.

by ajaustinv February 21, 2013

Douche rockett

Someone who enters a conversation they know nothing about ruining everything good about what was being discussed

You at the bar talking to a beautiful female laying the final lines down and here comes this douche rockett talking about his day at his mom's house

by Tha truth August 26, 2016

Douche-A-Verse

6 or more douche bags completely isolated, doing the most utterly douchiest things one could ever possibly think of. Called a Douch-A-Verse because they think everything revolves around them.

Look at those guys over there! One of them made fun of Patty before, and told Emma she was ugly. Such a Douche-A-Verse, I hate them so much!

by YOSHNCLRS February 21, 2015

portable douche

A douche you take with you on your travels.

I used my portable douche last night because I was about to get nailed!

by Mr.Schmeckleheimer July 23, 2014