knotted cream 

when a persons pubic hair is knotted up due to the leakage of certain sexual fluids.

"Last night was the best shag i ever had, shame about my knotted cream! It hurts like hell to undo, next time i will tell him to cum inside me not over me"

"I left her wiv a knotted cream"

"He said spit or swallow, so i said spit and left him wiv knotted cream"

knotted cream by Tinkerbell Marie W February 28, 2009

Barbarian Cream 

Semen inside of a churro.

1.Man this ketchup taste like Barbarian Cream.

Barbarian Cream by saintrandom September 2, 2012

Vagisil Cream

It's an ointment for dudes who are acting like bitches!

Raffy - "Matt stop being all angry and shit"
Matt - "You know what bro I'm going to cry about it"
Raffy - "Matt get the Vagisil cream in the the top left drawer and stop crying like a bitch"

Vagisil Cream by That Raffy Taffy September 4, 2015

Get off my cream 

This is a common phrase that is used to deter a dirty scoundrel from stealing your ice cream.

*Rob grabs for Bjorn's ice cream*
Bjorn - "GET OFF MY CREAM!"

Get off my cream by Bjorn Olson March 11, 2008

Dirty Snow Cream

The act of throw frozen cum at someones face

Gunny: Hey commander

Commander: Yes?

Gunny: Catch this

Commander: I love frozen Snacks

Gunny: Yep even my Dirty Snow Cream

Dirty Snow Cream by chubbychaser37 November 15, 2010

Juicy Sushi Cream 

When an over-weight female of asian decent spits on her mate and rubs it in with feces. Usually found in Japan, or The Netherlands.

Damn, I was with this Sumo-Geisha last night and the bitch Juicy Sushi Cream'd me D:

Juicy Sushi Cream by SPENCER AND ALLISON February 19, 2011

Mallory's Ice Cream Day 

Its just that simple...Its the national holiday made official by George W. Bush in which everyone buys Mallory Richardson ice cream*. (Must be gluten free and preferably from Ben & Jerrys or Blue Bell which can be found at Russel Stovers).

*Will not be reimbursed but I will allow you to enjoy my company while I eat

Omg its Mallory's Ice Cream Day!! I better walk to Ben & Jerry's and get her some Cherry Garcia!

Mallory's Ice Cream Day by Happy Ice Cream Day April 23, 2013