brother's tea

A revolting experience described as follows.

A male goes into a public bathroom to drop a deuce. Unknowingly, the bowl is filled to the brim with a prior dude's diluted s&*t plus bowl water. Yes, the bowl is clogged, but for whatever reason, the situation is unresolved. In short, the bowl is full, but no water spilled out onto the floor to tip you off that there is a situation.

So, said male sits down and, with such innocence, sits down on the toilet seat, and in doing so, dunks his unsuspecting balls into the slightly chilly tea of diluted fecal matter.

This is brother's tea. It's horrible. And it's real.

You're kind of an eskimo brother with another brother in a way that I can't even describe.

Order brother's tea, at a fine restaurant near you.

by Ae5Ea8 October 20, 2016

Ur brother a mother

An insult typically used by 17 to 19 tryhards. Usually when they are losing. This is also one of the worst insults ever and whoever you tell this to will have something bad happen to them.

Hey will! Your brother a mother!
dies

by MemoliLover May 30, 2018

brothers

worst persons ever so spoiled more blind than Adrien agreste hahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahhaahhaahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahaahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhaahhahahahahhahahahah they are noobs

brothers are poop ahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

by actually no name June 17, 2021

Brother John

A sign of the utmost respect and gratitude and responsibility and friendship and leadership.

Person A: You are such a Brother John!
Person B: Thank you so much! I feel so respected and grateful and responsible and friendly and leaderly right now!

by clouf1 October 17, 2022

Brother-In-Law Zone

When you want to date a girl, but she gives you permission to date her sister instead.

Bro Shannon totally put me in the brother-in-law zone, that's the second girl this year who's put me in the BILZ

by Bill1997 November 13, 2023

Wright brothers

A 59 second loud propeller farty toilet experience achieving a very low altitude above seat level.

Just had a gas propelled noisy white knuckle wright brothers shit

by Quagmire Ton bastardo November 11, 2019

brother

a person who you love and respect. A brother doesn’t always have to be blood related to count as family. Sometimes a pain. Sometimes a role model. Sometimes annoying. A brother is someone you can look up to and even if you fight, you guys still care about each other.

My friend is like a brother to me
My brother is always a pain, but he still cares for me.

by Gem Shimmers July 4, 2023