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burnt toast

A meme that doesn't make sense and isn't supposed to. Usually causes confusion and people searching through the internet to understand the meme. Similar to an ironic meme.
I don't understand this at all. Why is everyone laughing about this picture of burnt toast?

LMAO I GET IT OMG!! #burnttoast
by HecateChild May 18, 2017
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Burnt toast

If someone has "burnt toast" it means they are in a bad mood because of a sequence of events earlier in the day starting with burnt toast. Example: you wake up in the morning and burn your toast, so you're in a bad mood and cut someone off driving, then he's in a bad mood and snaps at his co worker, then he's in a bad mood goes home and fights with his wife, then she's in a bad mood etc etc,
"hey bob how's your day going?"

"F*ck off would ya tony!"

"Oh sh*t, I don't need your burnt toast"
by Shimmying August 22, 2017
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Fancy Toast

Circular or square toast that is made in a grid pattern, most commonly made with buttermilk; waffles.
Hey Tom, want some waffles?

Those arent waffles, those are fancy toast!
by Tri 69 October 25, 2017
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captain toast cat

The baddest, biggest, boss cat ever created. Loves to be brushed and sleep on back. Has a gentle demeanor, watch out he can be an asshole if he dislikes you.
Everyone needs a little Captain toast cat in their life. He’s just a necessity in all persons lives.
by Jus being real January 28, 2018
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Burnt Toast

When you shit your pants but continue to sit on it form burnt toast.
Brandon couldn’t run fast enough and shit is pants and just sat there until he pulled out some burnt toast
by TheManWhoWearsDaPants May 23, 2018
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Cinnamon Toast Crunch

The act of kicking someone from an Xbox or PS4 party.
"BLAH BLAH HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR LOL GUYS REVIVE ME I HAVE THE RAYGUN"
"Cinnamon Toast Crunch"
by juckoboi November 24, 2018
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victory toast

After you fuck a girl so good she makes breakfast after
I pounded her so bad and enjoyed some victory toast.

Javier make me some victory toast after you eat this vag
by Gprodriguez62 December 22, 2018
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