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Dark Brandon

A weak phrase liberals use in attempting to defend a senile old man who believes he's the president. However the man is actually a 81 year old who claims to see dead people and poops his pants in front of the Pope.
Did you guys see Dark Brandon own those MAGAs?
by bobob88888888 February 8, 2024
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dark peasant

The dark peasant is 2nd strongest in Totally Accurate Battle Simulator

Dark Peasants have a dark hands surrounded him to protect
Dark peasant cost 9999999

He is almost impossible to kill
by anonymous October 4, 2023
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Dark Angel

An angel that wants you to fuck their best friends mother as hard as you can, leaving cum everywhere.
Fuckkkk, ahhhh im not sorry for this. The dark angel told me to fuck you.
by Walletinspector November 21, 2020
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dark mormon

The Dark Mormons are a religious empire that zealously and violently follows and propagates its religion DLDS. An absolutely fanatic group that believes life is antagonistic to the natural state of the universe. They intend to convert or kill all who oppose them.
"It is said the comet always proceeds the Dark Mormon."
by PsoriasisSam March 6, 2014
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Dark pirate 2.0

Closing one girls eyes shut during sex by using your own cum
Oh boy that girl last night didn’t want it. I had to close her eyes shut using the Dark Pirate 2.0 technique
by Blackmajic2.0 September 24, 2018
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Dark Anal

Dark Anal is when you shove your big cock into a womans baby forcing to go all the way through out the mouth into her moisty pussy
Guy: Hey do you wanna Dark Anal?
Girl: Fine, Go get the baby
Guy: Didn't it die from last time?
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