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speedy gonzalez 

When you find a prostitute and you want to hurry and get off as soon as possible. Possibly because your wife or girlfriend will be there soon.
Man, I found this streetwalker whore that didn't look half bad, unfortunately, I had to hit her with the speedy gonzalez because my bitch was coming through. I would have taken my time otherwise.
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hippie speedball 

Hippie Speedball is a Seattle based psychedelic alternative rock band formed in 2001 by singer/guitarist Bill Bartel & bassist Steve Marchetti. Shortly after recording a demo CD in 2001, drummer, Nick Thomas joined the band, along with Mark Stein on rythm guitar. After playing a few years as a 4 piece and writing new, more complex material, a 2nd rythm guitarist was added, Bryant Porter, who was later replaced by Troy Hewitt in late 2009. The bands self-produced first full length CD release in 2003 was titled, Greatest Hits: Volume 1, and was distributed completely free to fans old & new. The CD received airplay on the Lound & Local Radio Show hosted by Jolene (KISW 99.9 FM). Hippie Speedball has played the greater Seattle area quite extensively and are working on a new CD, release date to be announced sometime in 2010.
Hippie Speedball is a Seattle based psychedelic alternative rock band.
hippie speedball by StilBil July 5, 2010

Farmer's Speedball 

A makeshift speedball, consisting of Oxy Contin, and Adderall. The method of administration is usually insufflation, or snorting. The term speedball is referring to the concoction that combines heroin and cocaine.
The next best thing to mixing smack and coke is a Farmer's Speedball.
Farmer's Speedball by aaron mil August 16, 2007
A fat cat who I adore. Has no life and loves to sleep and eat. Blub.
"Whoa. Speeps gained 25 more pounds."
speeps by Sophie Travolta March 15, 2005

speeding 

When music is playing is synonymous for speeding. When the beats are speeding it means that the music is playing. The word does have a reference to tempo. You wouldn't say that "Love and Happiness" by Al Green is speeding. You would say it about faster tracks.
Touch the Sky was speeding on my iPod.
speeding by dumbfoundeadfan April 12, 2011
n., v., adj., depending on context
1) noun - an undesireable item located within an oxymoronicly desireable circumstance
2) verb - a sexual act which can be performed in closets and *only* in closets. details of said act can not be written as to read them would only result in multiple orgasms for the reader, thus the use of the word speeming, to protect the reader from such pleasure, should they be in a public place
3)adjective - the word becomes an adjective when the suffix 'tastic' is added. its a complimentary word and can be used referring to the positive appearance of someone's feet or shoes, and only their feet/shoes.
1) "let's go to the concert!!! aww, no! your car broke down!!! what a piece of speem!!!"
2) "johnny and jane were speeming again?!?! whoooa....so THATS why they've been so happy this week...."
3) "amy! speemtastic shoes!"
Speem by lofting October 9, 2006