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Two faced snake 

A two faced snake is a person that is like a best friend to you when no one else is around but when with their friends they act.
Fred: Ill meet you at the bus stop.

Joe: Okay I'll bring tom.

Fred: Don't bring Tom, it can be just us.

Joe: If you say so Fred don't be a two faced snake again please.

~at the bus stop

Joe: Didnt you say not to bring anyone?

Fred: Bro who are you stop talking to me lmao embarrassment.
Two faced snake by SnakeKid July 3, 2016

one eyed snake tapioca nasal drip

bitch: ahh! you got one eyed snake tapioca nasal drip in my eye!
playa: forshizzle!

Carpet Snake 

Carpet Snake is when a girl has a landing strip and a frighteningly long and floppy clit which resembles a snake
Man! That blonde has a major carpet snake!

Tunnel Snake 

Tunnel Snaking is when you drop your feces on a pan, then either heat it in the microwave, oven, or with fire, until it is almost completely solid. Then you forcibly insert it into the anus of somebody you wish to degrade. You leave it their and wait until they need to make feces, then they have to poop out both of the feces.
Yea. David was being a bitch again, so I just went into the kitchen and warmed up my shit, then came out and tunnel snaked him till he cried and his asshole bled.

Dude.... That is so Fucked up on so many levels.

monkey snake 

a monkeys long penis that looks amost like a snake.
hello im a monkey my penis looks just like a snake its my monkey snake.
monkey snake by walace March 20, 2007

Rage Snake 

To get angry and "throw a rage" at a person(generally used in past tense). Originally developed because of a custom game of snakes and ladders (which was impossible). It was a snake taking you back to the start of the board (located in the second last square of the game). No one EVER won this game (the boards has since disappeared). The rage snake quickly evolved into a term used to describe a anger or rage (usually towards a teacher or student)
I threw a rage snake at Misses Ioane yesterday.
Miss Cooper said i was annoying so i threw a rage snake at her.