It is a combination between a Roman Soldier Helmet and a Heat Pump where in the midst of delivering a Roman Soldier Helmet the male takes either and accidental or purposeful shit on the victims forehead. Thus delivering a hot steamer on their face.
"Thank god we had a load of wet wipes in the next room over because after a few drinks my boyfriend got real wild and gave me A Russian Heat Helmet. It made quite the mess."
by Zeek Shop December 7, 2021
Get the Russian Heat Helmetmug. When you or someone else jerks you off using a tennis racket. *note dong must be abnormally small to fit through the woven Russian strings.
by juan grand February 10, 2015
Get the Russian string jobmug. Russian water sex is the act of pooping in a vase, and microwaving it. From here you will proced to insert this into a turkey paster then will paste into partners butt and mouth
by Bo jackson 173362 June 13, 2021
Get the Russian water sexmug. by GreyHat97 April 26, 2022
Get the Russian Waltzmug. My sleeve is wet because I did a Russian Dive a few minutes ago.
That Russian Dive totally made my wrist smell like crap.
That Russian Dive totally made my wrist smell like crap.
by The Roshh January 26, 2020
Get the Russian Divemug. by ITSYOBOICRUSH April 6, 2018
Get the Russian Lil PUmpmug. Argues for a state religion to keep scapegoating institutionalized.
Views secularism and liberalism as a mass distribution of the scapegoating impulse.
Views secularism and liberalism as a mass distribution of the scapegoating impulse.
Russian idealism views democracy as a mass distribution of the scapegoating impulse.
It pushes for a state church, state infrastructure, and mecha-pagan aesthetics (in a Soviet context) to consolidate scapegoating.
It pushes for a state church, state infrastructure, and mecha-pagan aesthetics (in a Soviet context) to consolidate scapegoating.
by tomorrowtomorrow December 23, 2018
Get the Russian idealismmug.