cold russian

Sex act, possibly in a dream sense., where one partner feeds the other a white claw; whilst holding said white claw with nothing more than their genitals.

So you’re the girl that gave my son a Cold Russian.

by Babyshitdick June 6, 2020

Columbian White Russian

White Russian with coffee

I’m in the mood for a Columbian White Russian.

by Sweatpants queen November 2, 2019

Russian Gas Pump

When you start peeing in the middle of having sex.

"Yo, last night I gave dis hoe a Russian Gas Pump, she totally dug it."
"Yo....that's disgusting."

by Singerman13 July 24, 2016

Taco Bell Russian Roulette

The act of consuming a box meal from the formost US Tex Mex chain while under a state of gastrointestinal distress in an attempt to rid yourself of the ailment; with potentialy catastrophic results.

Tim: I have had the stomach flu for 3 days and I am misreable. At this point I am willing to risk it all. Time for some Taco Bell Russian Roulette.

Andy: That sounds like the worst idea ever.

Tim: I will either clean the virus out of my system or you are going to have to plunge my organs through the pipes. I am up for either at this point.

by 2nd amendment is bae June 7, 2022

Russian Gasline

The maneuver in which a female takes a mouthful of diesel and proceeds to light it on fire whilst the male inserts his scrotum into her mouth. She then spits it into his anus, and he farts into her eyes.

Rob: Hey man, why don't you take a seat? Class is about to start.
Joe: I would, but Kelly gave me the Russian Gasline last night.

by P0LkaPL0x July 5, 2011

russian ice pick

The act of defecating in a plastic bag, freezing the poo and then inserting said frozen turd into a nice eastern European ladies twat.

Why buy a rabbit? She loves the russian ice pick.

by babsisababe February 12, 2015

Russian accident

A Russian accident is when someone falls out of a window of a tall building. Named after a common form of death in Russia for opponents of the Russian government.

Vasily was found dead after experiencing a Russian accident from his apartment on the fifth floor. Days earlier, he posted on social media that he opposed the war in Ukraine. His online comments are presumably unrelated to his death.

by MetricTrout February 23, 2025