Ryan Johnson

Evil takes a human form in Ryan Johnson . Don't be fooled, because he may seem like your typical selfish, back-stabbing, slut-faced ho-bag. But in reality, he is so much more than that.

Did you see Ryan Johnson basically grope that girl in class
yeah grody

by Turtle127359 February 22, 2019

Ryan's Mum

another word for dirty bitch

aaaah that girl is a Ryan's Mum

by bgirebgoewrgbes October 23, 2008

Ryan Key

The lead singer to the band: Yellowcard. Born December 17th 1979.

Yellowcard Fan # 1: "Did you see Ryan Key last night at Yellowcard's concert?"
Yellowcard Fan # 2: "Yeah. He was great!"

by YellowcardFighting October 17, 2008

ryan braun

In 2007, he had quite possibly the greatest offensive season ever by any rookie. He hit .324 and hit 34 home runs and drove in 97. He led the National League in slugging percentage and set a rookie record for it. Here in 2008, Ryan braun is the cleanup hitter for one of the best teams in baseball, the Milwaukee Brewers.

Wow, what a home run by Ryan Braun!

by Hrpfielder1031 April 4, 2008

Ryan'd my boys

The act of putting on a sock in such a thoughtless manner that you wind up giving yourself a king sized crack to the nuts.

While getting dressed to go get a pizza.

person 1: F#@& !

person 2: what happened?

Person 1: I just Ryan'd my boys...

by TrChesterMoles February 25, 2010

Ryan Page Orgy

When a group of men get together and jerk each other off.
Common gay slang in the I.E.

Sometimes used in place of 'circle jerk', 'man train', 'gay orgy'.

"Shut up Jon, you aren't even a part of this Ryan Page Orgy."
"You hear about the RP Orgy going down this weekend? You down?"

by Driftir November 13, 2011

Ryan'd

When you accidentally kill the fun in something.

"It's my Birthday!!!"
"Yeah Matt... You are 1 year closer to death..."
"Wow Ryan... You really Ryan'd that up..."

by MrDarksideJim April 30, 2013