Pimp Swoop

When your wing-man takes home the chick you were working on.

Taylor brought Jonny Boy to the club one night as his wing man to work a crew of breezelles.

Taylor had his eyes on one chick , he fell in love.

Jonny Boy trashed talked her the whole night and said the girl was a ho! at the end of the night Jonny Boy swooped this breezelle took her home and smashed it.

Pimp SWOOP!!!!

by hatersballhate May 28, 2010

pimp son

pimp son , the average uncle of a black family ,wears stud earrings doesnt really call they mom and flips cookout food on the grill with they fingers

“hey grandma did you speak to uncle elroy ?”
Grandma: “no you know that boy dont call anyones hes a
pimp son”

by Pimp son the destroyer April 4, 2022

International thug/pimp awareness day

This holiday recognizes thugs and pimps just like you! It is celebrated on June 15th every year.

International thug/pimp awareness day is tomorrow!

by 00yuiop00 May 25, 2024

pimp

Computer slang for "peeing in my pants". When lol, rotfl, or lmfao just doesn't convey how hard one is laughing, pimp takes it a step further.
See also: lol,rotfl,lmao,lmfao

Dave: Why did Tigger stick his head down the toilet?
Steve: I don't know....why?
Dave: He wanted to see Pooh
Steve: PIMP!

by DJBurnside December 12, 2008

Codependent pimp

A guy who desperately wants to be a pimp with his ho but simply cannot because he is equally addicted to the same drug as she is. For his efforts, instead of cash, him and his ho eat a McDonald's cheeseburger and split $50 worth of meth

"Dave and Alicia look like death on wheels. Sadly Dave has lost all authority and respect of his ho and is now a codependent pimp"

by Armchair supervisor April 30, 2024

to pimp the S-1070

To hire someone someone ( non sexual work) and live off of their labor like parasite, regardless of whether or not you are gainfully employed yourself.

Boy one: let's make more money. But how?

Boy two: let's try to pimp the S-1070 and get some illegal immigrants to work for us.

Boy one: you're a genius

by Sexydimma May 21, 2017

Pimp

A financially independant man that legally has 4 wives like Prophet Muhammad SAW & handles all of them with care

I'm a simp and I'm a pimp, I make The Devil limp.

by anonymous February 16, 2021