Nigga toilet

he really is my favorite toilet. He looks at me and I immediately get cheerful. if you have to shit you can always be with him. He will always help you in great danger.

You will always love him as nigga toilet or a person. He is the best nigga toilet. Always helpfull.

by N41LUJ October 17, 2019

Toilet

The greatest achievement of mankind. A true example, of how far humanity has come, within its 6 million years of evolution, this is truly the most amazing creation that has come from it.

"Man I love toilets, fuck my wife I only married her because she has 2 toilets in the house, I can take twice as many shits now!"

by My parents biggest mistake June 27, 2021

skibatty toilet

bum sex on the toilet

me and hubby love skibatty toilet

by mr mewse November 17, 2023

Toilet Limbo

A state in which someone is on the toilet for a long time, typically after eating something bad.

Man, I was in toilet limbo after I ate that double burger last night.

by xblackhawkytx July 1, 2021

Dutch Toilet

the act of firmly pressing your anus against your partner’s vaginal opening and farting into it.

“Oh my god, Angela!!!! Taylor totally gave me a Dutch Toilet last night, and now it smells like their hotdog farts when I queef”.

by saak'ma johnson January 25, 2025

Toilet Paper

The upmost highest respect

John: dude you’re toilet paper

Steve: Ah thanks dude

by Bananaphanana March 15, 2021

Double Excel Toilet Paper

Double excel toilet paper is as it states, toilet paper. Although, it excels the normal height of your regular toilet paper and has twice the wiping power. With the environment we currently live in, it is an essential item and you are considered a peasant without one.

Person 1: Dang we ran out of toilet paper!

Person 2: Don't worry! We still have some double excel toilet paper . With twice the wiping power!

#Double Excel Toilet Paper#coronavirus #toiletpaper #doubleexcel
#extremewipingpower #poop #toilet #Tiktok

by RTXShadow_ April 28, 2020