Monkey Strike 

A faggy little mod that immature little geeks like to be obsessed with

Monkey Strike by connicncnc August 29, 2003

Monkey Man 

Hairy Man

Dave Thorburn

Monkey Man by Jenna February 5, 2004

monkey nugget 

the vagina of a woman, specifically, that of a fine woman, or nugget; the sexual reproductive organ of the female;

Yo dawg, that girl has and stank-ass monkey nugget.

monkey nugget by Jesse Bryant April 25, 2007

Monkey Wrenching 

The act of two males spreading their butt cheeks and trying to make their butt holes touch by backing into each other.

John: What's that sound? It's like someone smacking two Easter hams together...
Seth: Oh, that's just Ben and Mike monkey wrenching in the other room.

Monkey Wrenching by Sambo "RAC" Jackson December 18, 2017

monkey butt 

Term used by a girls boyfriend whom usually loves her dearly to describe her / pet name when he is being playful.

Zygmont called his girlfriend a monkey butt when they were joking outside the classroom

monkey butt by obbie connobie February 17, 2007

monkey fart

Any sound on water that makes a blooping type of sound. It is normally caused by a falling object perfectly striking and entering the water at an angle where it has the least friction.

1) Her dive off the diving board was so perfect that when she hit the water there wasn't really much of a splash only a monkey fart.

2) It was dark on the placid lake and completely quiet. Bored I started tossing rocks into the water underneath the full moon. Every time I threw a rock into the lake the only sound I could hear in the darkness was a monkey fart.

monkey fart by Abraxas Romante April 29, 2008

Monkey In The Middle 

A sex position where a whale is on top of a monkey and he fucks the whale's buns while the monkey is on top of SpongeBob while he gets butt fucked by his SpongeKnob SquareNuts. Long story short, the monkey is in the middle.

Young Boy: ay what you be doing lately, monkey?
Santos and Son's: yo last night I was given a Monkey In The Middle
Young Boy: lmao this dude fuck sponges and whales get exposed

Monkey In The Middle by Inspector CG June 18, 2018