stay at home mom 

A mother that stays at her home during the day. Unemployed, usually with the husband supporting the family.

The main reason for being a stay-at-home mom is to raise children better.

see also: soccer mom.

Brent's mom is a stay at home mom, she makes awesome cookies for us sometimes!

stay at home mom by keith April 7, 2004

Million Mom March 

A group of anti-gun,liberal extremists bent on the repealing the 2nd Amendment of the U.S. Bill of Rights. Most of the members are in fact brainwashed moms. They also number less than a million members. They generally defend their anti-freedom goal with "It's for the children." That quote is false and misleading as no children have been or will be saved because of their actions.

The Million Mom March staged a protest in the capitol. During the protest, they spread messages of hate and tried to surpress the the 1st Amendment right of those who disagreed with them.

Million Mom March by Garm July 3, 2007

Doin' Your Mom

Famous song produced by noughties' rap band Fatty Spins.

Lyrics: Doin' your mom doin doin your mom
Doin your mom doin doin your mom
Doin doin your mom doin doin your mom
You know we straight with doin your mom

Doin' Your Mom by Matress1230 November 11, 2020

Soccer mom

A woman who usually wears jeans and tennis shoes, drives a mini-van with a little Jesus fish on the back, and is partly responsible for keeping violent shows off TV and C.D.s with cursings out of the music store. They frequently protest anything that they think will "harm" children and act like pinko commie bastards.

I hate soccer moms!

Soccer mom by weirdgirl June 14, 2003

Boy Mom 

A mom who is emotionally insestuous with her sons

Gf: His mom acts like she's jealous we're together
Friend: yeah she's a total boy mom

Boy Mom by couldprobablyjustDrinktea4ever October 7, 2021

soccer mom

Contrary to what one would think a soccer mom is not the equivalent of an older football groupie outside North America. They may have secret fantasies about Becks but the name comes from driving their kids to soccer practice in their ]SUV]s or minivans. They are almost always upper middle class or upper class and usually white. They tend to be paranoid about any sort of sex, drugs, smoking, or obscene content in movies or music. Politically speaking they're usually Republicans (although not usually religious right type Repubs, they tend more towards being Giuliani/Bloomberg/Arnold type GOPers) in red areas or they're DLC-type Dems ((i.e. Joe Lieberman, Hillary Clinton) in Dem areas. They usually live in suburbs or exurbs although there are some that live in urban areas.

You know this area changed once the soccer moms moved in and they're trying to close down all the bars and nightclubs because they're scared about their kids.

soccer mom by Rattus cattus October 20, 2006

brett's mom 

1) A substitute for the "your mom" punchline of a 'yo momma' style joke. Used among friends to prevent from offending one another during a good volley of good-natured mother-insults.

2) An alcoholic beverage popular among the Los Angeles nightclub and bar scenes. A "Brett's Mom" is prepared differently be every bartender and described only as "something that smells skanky and goes down easy." Bartenders are given creative license to prepare a surprise concoction of their own invention whenever the drink is ordered and many of them take great pride in the originality of their respective recipes which are sometimes even served flambe as a "Flaming Brett's Mom"

3) A highly sought after strain of indica-based marijuana grown in Northern California. "Brett's Mom" is known to induce an energetic and euphoric high often discussed among aficionados with remarks such as "Air body get did good by Brett's Mom"

1) "What's the difference between the Mojave Desert and Brett's Mom? The Mojave is easier to get wet and a hell of lot easier to get across."

2) "Excuse me, bartender, could I get two Brett's Moms?" "Uh... what's in that?" "It's up to you, really. It's just something that smells skanky and goes down easy."

3) "Hey man, did you bring Brett's Mom? I'll trade you some L.A. Confidential for some of that."

brett's mom by Undercover Bob June 19, 2008