Human

I'd like to share a revelation that I've had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify humans and I realized that humans are not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment but humans do not. Humans move to an area and humans multiply and multiply until every natural resource is consumed and the only way humans can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it is? A virus.

"Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet. You're a plague and we are the cure." - Agent Smith, The Matrix

Human by al3x_zaytev November 19, 2017

Human

A cringeworthy species who's men and women are well known for their environmentally destructive and warmongering activities and can easily be spotted wearing the flesh of other life forms as well as eating them.

When an animal sees a human it knows that it's time to run.

Human by DylanDogg December 10, 2017

Human Beignet 

When a group of males cum on a female who is laying down flat on her back.

Dude we’re about to turn Becky into a Human Beignet!

Human Beignet by Mr.Grande January 2, 2018

Humanity 

Jacksepticeye.

“Jesus Christ. Is humanity really this screwed up?”

Humanity by KennyTheGoneOne January 6, 2018

human pencil sharpener 

An offensive insult used to describe a female that like prefers underweight males, indirectly referencing their intercourse which would resemble a pencil being sharpened.

I saw her in the car with that skeleton-looking kid, you know she's being used as a human pencil sharpener.

human pencil sharpener by itchycat123 May 6, 2018

human gogurt 

The act of sucking the cum out of a mans penis right before he finishes

I gave Richard the human gogurt last night, I sucked his soul out

human gogurt by Faggotniggergookspec May 6, 2018

human cetepede 

A stiched-together chain of people ass to mouth usually against one's will.

The doctor stiches us into a human cetepede.

human cetepede by Lmaowski May 8, 2018