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Chris Blaisure 

A guy who loves fantasy baseball more than his own wife, and who has been known to cry when he gets too much sand in his vagina. Half of his friends are unemployed and the other half deal ecstasy.
I can't go to the beach, because then I'll cry like Chris Blaisure.
Chris Blaisure by Hasan J August 5, 2009

Chris Economos 

When someone fails at everything they do and tend to often trip and fall on their faces and take off their shirts.
Jimmy did the Chris Economos at a party last night and Maggie dumped him.

Chris Ganim 

BEST PERSON EVER;Perfect Role Model;Best Musician Ever.
Inspirational.
WOW THAT KID WILL BECOME THE NEXT CHRIS GANIM!!!
Chris Ganim by ChrisGanimFan21 October 23, 2011

Chris Alex 

Among us Sussy Obama hamburger
Chris Alex is a real sussy lord

Chris Montell 

Hottest guy around. Amazing abs. Marist HS Quarterback. One of the top QBs in the Nation.
Person 1: Have you seen Chris Montell lately???
Person 2: You mean Chris Abtell
Chris Montell by beast424242 November 16, 2021

Chris Rocked 

An unforeseen show-stopping bitch slap delivered by one party (the slapper) to the other (the slappee). Not limited to bitches, largely due to originating by one male to another.

Origin:
In the middle of a LIVE BROADCASTED award show in March of 2022, Chris Rock, famously portraying himself as a Zebra (named Marty) in the animated series Madagascar, make a joke not being favorable with the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air himself, Will Smith’s.

This comment was made in reference to Will Smith’s Wife (She Who Shall Not Be Named).

Suddenly The #6 most famous TikTok star, Will Smith was sided and went BIG MAD Alpha Chad and Chris Rocked Chris Rock on stage.

Following this moment Chris Rock was trending on the dumpster fire known as Twitter (or Twat*), understandably in response to this moment no one had on their 2022 BINGO CARDS. The internet debate went on to choose sides of who is in the right and/or in the wrong.

Even with the probability of the opinions of either side being disregarded, it resigns in parallel to the viral Laurel vs Yanny or Blue/Black Dress vs White/Gold dress internet debates.

*This week at Twitter (or Twat) is a very well created series done weekly by Youtuber Omegon. You’re welcome.
Bro#1: This boy is about to get Chris Rocked if he doesn’t keep my girl’s name out of his mouth.

Bro#2: How Unlucky.
Chris Rocked by Mz. Blackbird March 28, 2022