that’ll tow the boat

To tow the boat, means to get the job done in a robust and efficient manner.

Marcus: i’m Thinking of buying a Jimny
Tom: Fuck that, buy a Land Cruiser, that’ll tow the boat.

by President of WMSSA September 8, 2021

UC Dragon Boat Club

U of T’s best dragon boat team. Fastest on the water, strongest in the gyms, the friendliest and most welcoming team.

You joined UC Dragon Boat Club?? Woah, can I join too?

by New Dragons November 23, 2021

Manitoba Motor-boat

When one gives another a rim job, but lubes it with maple syrup.

She gave me the old Manitoba Motor-boat.

by Mister Bulldops March 29, 2022

grassy bottom boat

When you take your penis and testicles and put them on top of a clear glass table with someone underneath to see it in all its glory

I’m gonna show you my grassy bottom boat

by ItzPaulTheAsshole March 31, 2022

hold the boat

1. Telling somebody to wait or stop doing something.

2. It can also be used as an expression of surprise or anger.

"Hold the boat! Don't move! There's oncoming traffic!"

"Hold the boat! You're telling me the homework was supposed to be due today? Dang it!"

by JontyMaster June 3, 2022

florida river boat

when a man and woman or making love in a hot room the man sucks all the sweat off her and blows it into her vigina

me and kelly where having hot steamy sex it was so hot and i gave her a florida river boat

by lovenycatlickmysac August 18, 2022

Glorious Gravy Boat

A term of endearment designed acknowledge the high value of an item of others which does not resonate or have any desirable qualities to yourself .

(Derived from an antiquated decorative vessel for sauces that are essentially obsolete, which were collected at a point in American history)

Thomas: check out this badass limited edition Cowboys jersey I got signed by Dak Prescott!

Haley: That’s a glorious gravy boat! Go sports!

by vangloriousskookum January 18, 2023