The act of inserting deli meat (preferably turkey) into your partners vagina or anus, while having them refer to you as Abe.
Deli Clerk: Next please!
Customer: Hi, may I please have a half pound of your honey glazed turkey sliced from super thick to super thin, and every thickness in between?
Deli Clerk: Uhh, sure, no problem. If you don’t mind me asking, why the different thicknesses?
Customer: My partner and I are trying this new trend called the Lincoln Turkey. Admittedly we don’t know what thickness will work best, so that’s why I need your help.
Deli Clerk: DAMN. AIGHT BRO I GOT YOU.
Customer: Hi, may I please have a half pound of your honey glazed turkey sliced from super thick to super thin, and every thickness in between?
Deli Clerk: Uhh, sure, no problem. If you don’t mind me asking, why the different thicknesses?
Customer: My partner and I are trying this new trend called the Lincoln Turkey. Admittedly we don’t know what thickness will work best, so that’s why I need your help.
Deli Clerk: DAMN. AIGHT BRO I GOT YOU.
by Lettucechestershire October 27, 2023
Get the Lincoln Turkeymug. Cracker, sometimes white cracker or cracka, is an ethnic slur for white people,1 used especially for poor rural whites in the Southern United States. It is also at times used indiscriminately and pejoratively against any person of white background. However, it is sometimes used in a neutral or positive context or self-descriptively with pride in reference to a native of Florida or Georgia (see Florida cracker and Georgia cracker).
On its own, the term jive was slang all the way back in the 1940s for, among other senses, actions that ranged from foolish and frivolous to vile and deceitful. It was in the 1970s, though, when calling these shady fools jive turkeys became a thing. Turkeys are known to gobble, adding to the sense of jive, and have been variously used to insult someone as “dull” or “worthless.”
Then, in 1974 the funk band the Ohio Players released the song “Jive Turkey,” which uses the phrase repeatedly in the lyrics: “Give me it straight baby / Jive turkey, jive turkey / Jive turkey / Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow.” No doubt there are some sexual undertones here, with jive also historically referring to sex. The insult jive turkey also appeared on popular 1970s-1980s sitcoms, such as The Jeffersons.
On its own, the term jive was slang all the way back in the 1940s for, among other senses, actions that ranged from foolish and frivolous to vile and deceitful. It was in the 1970s, though, when calling these shady fools jive turkeys became a thing. Turkeys are known to gobble, adding to the sense of jive, and have been variously used to insult someone as “dull” or “worthless.”
Then, in 1974 the funk band the Ohio Players released the song “Jive Turkey,” which uses the phrase repeatedly in the lyrics: “Give me it straight baby / Jive turkey, jive turkey / Jive turkey / Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow.” No doubt there are some sexual undertones here, with jive also historically referring to sex. The insult jive turkey also appeared on popular 1970s-1980s sitcoms, such as The Jeffersons.
by JHandy July 28, 2019
Get the cracker turkeymug. When a man is naked, and thrusts his hips, forward and backward, so his cock and balls slap his ass and stomach, and make weird noises.
by 1991basspro August 30, 2018
Get the Turkey dancemug. When a man ejacuates inside of a pregnant woman. More commonly used when the woman is pregnant by a different man
by I.made.dis September 2, 2018
Get the Turkey Bastingmug. When you got a thick large dookie in the queue . A dump so fat, it might blow the O ring on the way out.
1. Damn bro, I gotta get home ASAP! Needa dump this quad turkey. 2. Brooo I gotta shit so bad! Think this one’s a quad turkey!
by Quad Turkey August 31, 2022
Get the Quad Turkeymug. When you get your boy on all fours on the dinner table while you and your other boy get balls deep in his ass crack and mouth. Then you cum in a blender and make the “turkey” shit in it as well. Blend the mixture up and use a syringe to stuff it back in the “turkey’s” asshole. Next cover the “turkey” in self tan and put it face first in the oven. Get to work on the turkeys asshole by going balls deep in it for a few more minutes then admire the tired, brown, crunchy turkey.
by anonymous January 6, 2025
Get the Thanksgiving Turkeymug. by MaybeARealWord January 12, 2022
Get the turkey cammug.