ass dragger

Any FWD car, typically driven by young drivers. Derogatorily called "Ass Draggers" mainly because zero power goes to the rear wheels, and most "Ass Draggers" dont have much power to start with. Common vehicles include: Acura RSX, Honda Civics, Dodge Neon, Volkswagen Golf, Acura Integra.
Dude 1: "Do you think Macky will actually drift this corner with his Type R?"
Dude 2: "He'll wrap it around a tree, cause that Honda is still an "Ass Dragger..."
Dude 1: "I told him to get a s15..."
by THEWASHINGTONGREATBEAST November 16, 2015
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stupid ass melon

guy 1: have you herd of cocomelon
guy 2: oh yeah that stupid ass melon
by fuckcoco69420suckmycock February 24, 2021
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an ear up your ass

When you are so pissed at your brother and he calls on Thanksgiving to complain and thinks you give two shits so you give him an ear up your ass. —-anonymous
You will get an ear up your ass if call me with shit I don’t care about.
by Byebyekittie November 27, 2020
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Come ass you are

What a hot-in-da-crotch stud tells a hot chick whom he's inviting over to his residence for a wildly good time --- i.e., "your warm velvety squeezable posterior will be just as delightful to me regardless of what you're wearing; besides, any garments are gonna be coming off just as soon as you arrive here, anyway, and so it really doesn't matter what you have on at da moment, anyway." :P
Telling a gal to "come ass you are" may indeed put her at ease as far as wardrobe concerns, but it could also give her second thoughts about whether she wants to show up in da first place, since "jumping straight to fourth base" --- i.e., merely having you immediately rip off all her clothes and take a flying leap into bed with her --- might not be what she'd originally had in mind for said visit.
by QuacksO December 29, 2022
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josh dun's ass

The best thing you'll ever see in your life.The ass of a very hot dude.
Guy: This Girl has a nice ass.
Me: Have you ever seen Josh Dun's Ass?It's the best thing ever.
by bandsexualtrashbag December 26, 2016
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PHILIP ASS

NOT STRONK AND BAD BOY lieks spicccy noodle
PHILIP ASS
by NoT Sos April 12, 2021
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ass-catching

someone who accuses another of "dick-riding"
Then tell Sherry to stop ass-catching.
by Chappybloodlad May 04, 2023
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