When your shitting. And you fart, causing a nugget of shit to be propelled into the toliet at great speed. Often causing a perfect Poseidon's kiss.
Hey Jim. I was taking a shit and I turned into an ass cannon. The whole street heard it.
by TheAssCannon November 19, 2018
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When you stick a dildo in your ass and shoot it out at a person like a cannon
Bro my girl and I were f****** last night and she gave me an ass Cannon
by Gvln March 26, 2022
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Was a dangerous weapon used in Desert Storm. Banned for the severity of inhumane killing methods.
Ever used an ass cannon before? Whoever uses them usually are asshole.
by Suck Dick Sam May 22, 2015
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It can mean one of two things :

1. When someone basically shoots themselves in the foot when doing something, screws themselves over, a self-fulfilling prophecy etc.

Or...

2. When you get beat at something or get your ass handed to you by someone in any way, shape or form.

( Note : Check yourself before you screw yourself. )

Simply put, don’t be a foot-ass. Lol.
Examples :

And to think, Tyler thought he was all that and a bag of Pretzels... Boy, what an absolute foot-ass!

Or...

Everything was fine until Phoebe started to shade us around her new friends... She’s been such a foot-ass lately...

Or...

Can’t you go 5 seconds without being a foot-ass?
by July 11, 2021
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A derogatory term for wrestlers in the MMA world. They always shoot for a takedown at the earliest opportunity. Fucking annoying.
He hurt him! HE HURT HIM! No one saw it! That's why he shot for a takedown! Dusty ass bitch!
by thelastgynobender November 24, 2021
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A fine young lady named Bree with a juicy ass and a nice hole.
Boy #1 - “Damn, look at Bree’s Tight Ass”
Boy #2 - “That shit is lookin hella bussin
Boy #1 - “I think I’m gonna bust
Boy #2 - “Me too”
by Popycic August 29, 2021
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