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Pee my socks

When you can’t hold your pee too much you go in your socks and Piss
Timmy: I need to use the restroom cuz my dad holding the line hmmmmmm let me pee my socks *pees in socks*
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Water My Figs

An insult of unknown origin that is an equivalent to "Fuck you!"
"You suck". "Oh yeah? Well, you can water my figs buddy."
by Raconteur75 July 15, 2022
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Smoke my hoagie

When you ask someone to suck your penis. Especially effective in regions where the word is used to describe a submarine sandwich.
"I'll take the $60 relaxation massage, and I'll throw in another $50 if you smoke my hoagie."
by Unhandmygland July 15, 2022
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Cover my face

For example i cover my face in every video my gf takes cause i like it up the bum
by Brubaliicth July 16, 2022
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The place my dad went

Son I’m going to get milk
Me oki

Me also daddy it’s Ben 69 years and your still not home
The place were your dad gose help the place your dad goes
The place my dad went
by Jfifiejdjddd July 18, 2022
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My pussy smells like April fresh.

1-An entitled, spoiled, privileged women or girl that thinks her shit don't stink.

2-Shes above everybody, because she’s gotten everything in life.
3-Shes all that, and no one can touch her.
4-Someone thats stands there watching her boyfriend/husband do all the labor, and does nothing.
5-A spoil princess that does the bare minimum.
I don’t clean because my pussy smells like April fresh.
I’m all that because my pussy smells like April fresh.
I don't cook. I only make salad because my pussy smells like April fresh.
by Right and just July 18, 2022
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