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Ghetto Theatre 

While you and/or other people are watching a film or a live play, you yell out your opinion on what you're watching.
Teacher: I don't want no ghetto theatre.
Students: Whatever.

~Movie Starts~
Student 1: Yo wtf is she doin'?
Student 2: She's being a dumb ass bitch, that's what she's doing.
Teacher: I said I didn't want no ghetto theatre!

eco-theater

Something that is supposed to help the environment but actually is just to make consumers feel like they're doing SOMETHING and often causes more harm that help. Example - the plastic straw bans where straws make up 0.03% of ocean plastic pollution whereas commercial fishing nets make up 46% - but we ban straws which many disabled people need.
Straw bans are total eco-theater for ableist people.
eco-theater by kytyn July 29, 2018

Fuck Threat 

The act of threatening to fuck somebody until they die, or pass out. First coined by Danny Sex-bang on the popular YouTube series, Game Grumps
"I broke up with Richard last week, and he's already started sending me fuck threats"
Fuck Threat by Lakiss August 12, 2018

movie theater logic 

Unreasonable plot devices and characters in movies that do not work when tested against normal physics and logic.
Titanic was a good example of movie theater logic in more ways than one-Jack could have fit on that door, for starters.

triple threat 

The mixing of three dangerous substances.

Step one: Chugging a form of alcohol
Step two: Taking several hits off of a blunt
Step three: Taking a pill of some sort
John: “Bro did you see Karter do that triple threat last night?”
Dean: “No but he’ll have a hell of a day today.”
triple threat by kimberjames December 29, 2018

Young Threat Menace

a young, threatening person that seems to be a menace
bruh youre such a young threat menace