Sweet Tits

A pet name for female police officers given by Mel Gibson. Used primarily in between anti-semitic rants.

What are you staring at sweet tits?

by MG8NJ September 9, 2008

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Tits Tourettes

The condition of using Tits as a swear word in you're everyday conversations. A cousin disorder to the Tourettes Syndrome. Very addictive once started, Tits tourettes, is spreading throughout the nation. Rumored to have started by a certain Kaitlyn Fairbairn, tits tourettes is threatening to overcome the problem of swearing. Usually used in substitute of the word Fuck, and used in conjunction with the words, hell, shit, etc. Sometimes people misuse their tits tourettes and use it along with the word Fuck. It is morally wrong to use Tits and Fuck in the same sentence. It's derogatory.

" What the tits?"

" shut up you tit "

"Quit being such a tit "

" What the tit is going on here?"

" This is tittin' ridiculous"

" you gave me tittin' tits tourettes"

by SSparksten January 10, 2010

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crackin' tits

basically if you have good tits, then they may even get upgraded to the status of crackin' tits.

By jove frederick, i must say, that new piece of hotness of yours has a set of crackin' tits, not like your ex with those darned ghastly saddlebags!

by captaincrackpot March 27, 2009

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Bin Tits

Breasts that are able to catch any food dropped.

Hey Emily how are your bin tits?

by James Rodgers May 10, 2008

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TIT SQUIRREL

Someone who is both equal parts asshole and awesome. Tit squirrels make excellent frienemies.

Most days I love my tit squirrel, but some days I'd like to punch him in the balls.

by Domtron February 11, 2008

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cone tits

Tits that appear conical in shape and therefore lack any type of attractive properties.

Sigma Phi Brother #1: Hey big titty freak!
Big Titty Freak: Whad you say little pecker!
Sigma Phi Brother #2: Ah dude, she's taking her shirt off!
Big Titty Freak: Woooooooooooo!
Sigma Phi Brother #1: Ah gnarly dude, did you see the Cone Tits on that Knuckle titty breasted freak!

by Frat Bro 389 July 2, 2007

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