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Someone who is both equal parts asshole and awesome. Tit squirrels make excellent frienemies.
Most days I love my tit squirrel, but some days I'd like to punch him in the balls.
by Domtron February 11, 2008
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the thing that you don’t have when you’re phones percentage is over 20
phone: why don’t you go to sleep tommy it’s 2 in the morning?
tommy:why don’t you die you dumbazz
by lik_frls_dis.me February 12, 2020
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Illegal smugglers who selfishly come to the states looking for a better life, yet acomplish nothing more but to make ours a lot fucking worse.
The emigrant, Carmen Sanchez, was shocked when her landscape company accidentally labeled her name tag "TitSquirrel Sanchez, P.H.D. in lawnmowing". She Deserved it.
by i November 15, 2007
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A).An extremely racist term used when negitively reffering to A BOARDER-HOPPING, GREENCARD-LACKING MEXICAN.

B). A mexican who resembles a squirrel made of tits. Mainly because of their tit-like features and ability to climb/ hop things like a squirrel.
Damn Amigo! Look at that Titsquirrel Hop!
by Nachoe November 14, 2007
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