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"I don't have a dad"
by .Smudge. July 11, 2023
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Dadding

The act of leaving a person, in real life, so that they can be lonely. This only applies to certain games. "league" or have the name "Hairy"
Whilst, I was sipping my elegant cup of tea, I saw a certain guy named hairy with his dad "dadding".
by Hairymun May 17, 2022
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Your dad

Inexistent, gone, invisible, vacant, departed, MERELY THEORETICAL. Your father left before you were even conceived, he has no official record, legal, criminal, etc. No one has seen him at any point in time, those who have were erased off the face of the universe as soon as they laid eyes on this ghostly, hypothetical figure. If you know these people who have seen him you will forget about their existence. He isn't coming back.
Person 1: Hey is that your dad?
You: What? Where?
Person 1: (no response because they have evaporated)
You: Wait I don't have a dad or any friends.
by CumSockJoinedTheChat September 7, 2022
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When someone says something completely random that doesn’t make sense. When someone says something random, say “Last year at the pool with dad?” Put a question mark at the end.
“I passed my geometry test with a 94.”
“Oh. Reminds me of when I got my pet hamster.”

Last year at the pool with dad?”
Last year, at the pool with dad is just for comedic effect
by Miles Edgeworth76 January 3, 2024
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Hoosier's dad

The inevitable. The anthropomorphic embodyment of really bad furry dad jokes.
Hoosier's dad should never have happened
by Hoosier's dad December 28, 2016
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Dad

He always gone for work, but when he comes back, he buys you everything you want.
Me: Dad, you've been gone for 16 years but... I still love you!

Dad: *sniff* Wanna go to the Lamborghini dealership?
by NotJohnWickFromNeoTilted May 21, 2019
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Natasha didn't fuck your dad

but you sure did
Boys who fuck their daddies and mommies. Natasha didn't fuck your dad. But you sure did
by THEREALNATASHA July 5, 2023
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