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Penis Turnt

When you bang her so damn hard and good she cums so much her legs shake. She can’t walk or think straight.
I banged Rachel so long and hard last night she was penis turnt. She couldn’t walk to the bathroom to wipe up and I ended up having to go make my own sandwich.
by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2018
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penis whopper

When you smack a penis and it jiggles/sway side to side🍆
Penis whopper:

Dude! I just penis whopped the shit out of him!
by Pencil666 January 7, 2018
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Shrew Penis

A man that has a pointed shrew penis and very small.
That boy Javon'te gotta Shrew Penis!
by Shrew man January 20, 2020
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Penis elongator

This is what the rapist clown uses to have loads of fun with children when he wips out his yoni
yo Did you see that clowns penis elongator
by Eat ur penis April 15, 2020
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penis dominance

A state of domination one alpha male has over another, based on the quality of the penis and the person's aptitude in its use.
Niclas: "I was looking for a person that would have a threesome with me and my wife, would you be interested?"
Brendan: "Shure"
Niclas: "Although I have to establish penis dominance first"
by blueballs baby, yea ait April 22, 2020
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Penis Butter

When you build up smegma in your foreskin, then ejaculate and let your semen sit inside your foreskin to cook over night. The resulting product is what's known as penis butter.
Manwell: "penis butter is amazing on toast."
by Scrotum Slayer May 5, 2020
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Weak penis

A person that is so pathetic and is of no use.
Man, that person is such a weak penis.
by Yodasbitch1234 May 5, 2020
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