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Michael Vick present 

A present or gift given to someone hoping they will either repeat their ferocious past or hope that they have a future not looking back.
I gave a gun to Plaxico Burress as a Michael Vick present when he was released from prison. He was then resigned by the Giants to everyone surprise.

Not to far into the future, when the Giants were down 28 points to the Eagles in the NFC final, Eli Manning and Burress rally a come back to win in regulation time by a field goal.

That night, Burress had to make a decision; do something stupid or prepare for the Superbowl.

The rest is history.

Michael Phelps 

A term used to describe a male who has an extremely sexy and hot body but an ugly face.
Girl 1: Look at that guy over there, his six pack is so sexy.

Girl 2: Yeah but his nose is kinda big and his teeth are sorta crooked.

Girl 1: I guess he's just another Michael Phelps.
Michael Phelps by David Swayze October 17, 2008

Michael Kors 

Clothing designer. Also known as "best designer ever," Michael hosts the show "Project Runway."
Did you see Michael Kors new apparel collection?
Michael Kors by mk<3'smk February 21, 2010

Michael Jordan 

Michael Jordan by NycBull3tz April 8, 2009

michael jordan 

An ass-kicking, free-point making, three-point shooting, son of a gun basketball player. That does not collect his SUB CLUB stamps.
Subway Employee: Sir, do you collect your stamps?

Customer: NO, I dont, but I eat here everyday.

Subway EMPLOYEE: Thats so Michael Jordan.
michael jordan by Jagu Doha April 18, 2004

Michael Guy 

Michael Guy is a guitar player from Los Angeles who has played with bands such as House Of Lords, Shark Island, Fire, and New York. Videos were directed by Michael Bay (Transformers) and be viewed on You Tube.
Michael Guy, Musician, House Of Lords, Lead Guitarist, Rockstar
Michael Guy by Michael Guy March 4, 2008