horizontal fruit-basket

A sex act. Performed by wrapping your penis in a banana peel and squeezing the juice of an orange, a lime, and a grapefruit on top. Your partner then gives you head as you lay sideways on a flat surface, ideally with the curviture of your penis lining up with their throat.

"My lady wanted something tropical, so I gave her a horizontal fruit-basket"

"How thoughtful!"

by Sassy yet Classy June 8, 2016

underated fruit

underrated fruit- somethings that is frowned upon but is actually pretty fucking amazing

"watched porn for the first time.. It's a siriously underated fruit"

by Satanicdickbutt May 31, 2016

kevin fruit

A Jewish bastard

Hey Anne, stop being a Kevin Fruit.

by beebeebabycakes May 19, 2016

Beer Fruit

A person who is gay about beer and has to add the likes of said beer to a forum while ignoring their friends company.for 5 minutes

Oh look Nhuk tried a new beer and now he has to go post it in Untappd, what a beer fruit.

by Rayflorestx75 January 26, 2017

Orange (fruit)

Donald trump.

"Did you see the Orange (fruit) 's inauguration?"

"Yeah.."

by ThatRandomFangirl February 2, 2017

tutti fruiti

A man that has a physical and emotional attraction to another man.

Gosh, that jake is a total tutti fruiti!

by Therealslimshady265 April 10, 2017

asian fruit

A fruit that is asian

IMA STEAL YOUR FRIDGE AND BREAK YOUR WASHING MACHINE YOU ASIAN FRUIT

by AyeWaddup April 11, 2017