Ninja Fapping

When ninjas are fapping to you while you're asleep. (Mostly on "No Nut November")

Jake: I got ninja fapped yesterday
Johny: damn you Ninja Fapping

by CoolDude137 October 14, 2018

Fapple

Fapple is the child-friendly version of the word Fuck. The best trick to keep kids from saying bad words is to say the word, "Apple" after every curse.

Once the kid gets older, he/she will use Fapple in place of the word Fuck in their speech. It isn't technically a swear word so parents can suck it...

It works, trust me...

Fapple me running, the Vikings actually won that game...

by I am depressed... February 21, 2011

fapporn

To masturbate while watching pornographic material.

"I was checking my e-mail when I suddenly got horny, so I fapporned for half an hour."

fap porn

by Zozzone April 7, 2011

fapathy

The study of fapping

I just studied fapathy, and there's way more ways to do it than I thought

by Charles Chilly September 26, 2007

fapple

Verb. To fapple. Fappling.

To tap ones foot in a moment of humour. Replaces, or combines with, laughter.

Charlotte malkeed Seonaid, and we all fappled.

by Damres November 6, 2005

Faphat

Noun. The object of being a faphat. One must indeed be able a) to fap (see related definitions) and must b) possess a hat. Setting those conditions allows the usage of this often negatively-associated word.

Ben Affleck may indeed pwn me, but he is still a faphat.

by Jason Friedman February 5, 2003

fape

kind of like rape but with your fist

The pirate captain got fired because he couldn't fape and pillage effectively with a damned hook for a hand

by el tigre May 23, 2003