Cunt Badger

A polite way of calling someone a Cunt. Using this word will not offend due to it being impossible to call someone it with a straight face.

Dammit Chris your such a cunt badger...

by TJ_1984 October 12, 2005

Cunt Custard

Taboo slang for vaginal discharge.

"I got a mouthful of her cunt custard."
"She came so hard that she was spraying cunt custard everywhere."
"What did her cunt custard smell/taste like?"

by Jake Reed March 1, 2006

cunting in the bastard

A thorough and vicious beating directed at the face or head of a deserving recipient

If I saw that snivelling welsh judas Bellamy in the street, I'd give him a right good cunting in the bastard.

by WHUNoah January 23, 2009

bald cunt

a hairless vagg

bald-hairless cunt-pussy.

Oh please tell me you have a bald cunt!

by KRISTENNN! April 26, 2008

Bastard cunt

Two slang words put together in an awsome context, (bastard, one who is born whislst parents are still un-married,) (cunt a womens vagina, mmm my favorite!)
used together sometimes to maybe emphsise a point.

I didnt go out and get drunk last night, i went out and got pissed as a bastard cunt!

by Darren.G October 7, 2006

cunt tease

See cock tease. A male, usually more attractive and confident in nature than a female, who manipulates her. May also be used in a sexual context when a man is unable to perform or performs inadequately.

She thought he was really into her, but it turned out her was only a cunt tease.

by Meggs September 23, 2005

Muddas cunt

The gramatically 'correct' way of saying 'Mudda cunt' i.e. it's really supposed to be "Mudda's cunt" but for convenience the apostrophe is omitted.

Initially used as an even ruder, cruder and lewder way of insulting one (by insulting one's mother).
Probably derived from "yo mamma" jokes.
Considered VERY degrading.
But now it is used in common parlance very loosely i.e. appropriate for use in any and every sentence.

"Windale muddas cunt"

"Where is my muddas cunt pen?"

hits foot "OHhh muddas cunt!!!"

confused, frustrated "What the muddas cunt!?!?!??"


Synonym(s): Fuckness

by S-bella February 13, 2009