Weed

Generic 420 cannabis brand known for bulk weed flower and joints sold in california dispensaries. It's actually pretty bomb scoresomeweed.com score some weed got any weed

Patient - Got any Weed?
Budtender - Uh... yeah thats what we sell here...
Patient - ...
Budtender - ...
Patient - Can I get an ounce of joints?

by builtbypeter July 27, 2020

weed drink

Something that takes forever to kick in

This weed drink is taking forever to kick in bruh

by Dontactdumb465798 April 22, 2023

GMO weed

Weed that has been fucked with by the government, usually isn't natural and is sprayed with pesticides or heroin spray

1st Guy: Ay Yo , Bro you got that gas ?

2nd Guy: Yea it's that dispensary shi tho

1st Guy: Nah Cool man,ion smoke that GMO weed man ,i want that natural Ganja ,wah Gwan

by Mr.ionGiveADamn August 22, 2021

Dick Weed

A person who has fungi growing on penis.

My boyfriend has dick weed.

by kurtisascholar November 23, 2016

Weed Whacker

a derogatory term against those who do drugs/vape and claim “i can quit anytime”

“Tony told me he can quit vapes at any time”

“oh god he’s one of those weed whackers”

by skibidisigma27 August 15, 2024

charcuter-weed

Exactly like a charcuterie board with meats and cheeses EXCEPT replacing the meats and cheeses with all kinds of cannabis products. Think chocolate, full flower, ground flower, gummies, extracts, prerolls, and possibly infused cheese.

Take it easy on the charcuter-weed board or you may find yourself asleep in the corner while we are laughing and having a good time.

by persephone420 February 14, 2022

weed

the best thing to exist. the only bad thing about it is that it could have memory loss and thats bad but it is also very good for you. i suggest to only do it when 18+

fag ass retard: why are you smoking weed?!!! its bad for you and can give you cancer!

me(very cool guy): shut up retard and have some.
fag ass retard: no ill get cancer at least ill live past 21 (idk why tf little ass kids use this lame ass response)

me: shut up
fag ass retard: *jumps off bridge*

by everythinguneedtoknowabdrugs May 30, 2022