weed paralysis

The act of becoming so high all forms of motor function shut down

"Hey, what's going on with John? He hasn't moved in a hour."
"Oh don't worry about him. Smoked some GOOD shit earlier, so he's in weed paralysis."

by Sndndb September 20, 2022

drunk off the weed

When you're so smacked that you frel drunk

*After smoking*

Me: am i drunk or high?
Kelly:no, you're just drunk off the weed

by AB97 April 19, 2016

Weeding the pumpkin

Shaving a old man's balls

Andy is weeding the pumpkin's in the chief's office

by Hayyyyyy420 July 25, 2019

You need to smoke weed

when someone he/she is so chill you have to tell him/her

"You need to smoke weed"

"Bro why you are not talking"
"You need to smoke weed"

by abdul1wx April 22, 2016

Bob weed

It's weed that makes you become bob that's it.

Here smoke some bob weed.

by BEAN MOTHERFEKERS March 22, 2021

Weeding

The marriage between the two best looking people in discord; a virtual wedding between people that recently met each other in discord; weed can be found down the hallway in the 3rd room on the right

Lewis the priest: "Today we have gathered in this voicechannel to celebrate the weeding of Cookie and StripperSquirrel..."

by Just StripperSquirrel June 19, 2018

Weeding

When yourself or you and a group of stoner friends, smoke weed with one or more people that have never smoked weed before.

"I love weeding people." "You're about to get weeded."

by EthosElite June 5, 2015