Set your phone to vibrate and put it inside your girlfriend, then precede to call her on your phone while she is humming on your balls.
by mitch robinson away April 22, 2012
Hey yo let's go halfers on the nachos. I got a quarter...But they cost $1.25! That Bird ass fool is cheap!
by Ern_dogg April 07, 2009
The Bird Brain Empire is an empire formed under the unification of the Bird Brain Republic and the Jiafei Empire in 2022. The emperor of the Bird Brain empire is Emperor Birdbrainius, serving since the empire's creation. The population of the Bird Brain Empire is 1,176,182,682,827,872,827,926,291,801,819,179,179,369,629,719,729,179,279,171,291,791,801,801, making it the most populated country in the world. The location of the Bird Brain Empire is a group of islands off the coast of mainland Wap Continent. The standard military uniform is a full blue outfit, with a black belt, boots and hat and a gold bird pin. The air force uniform is a green and black shirt, black pants, blue hat, gray shoes and a brown belt with pouches. The traditional outfits are European like in shades of mostly blue and black with many flowers because of the empire's close ties to nature, specifically flowers and trees. The motto of the Bird Brain Empire is simply, "Long live the Bird Brain Empire!".
by SincereSinister August 24, 2022
The Birds is based on the idea of having wingmen (preferably multiple, but not 7 that's way too much). The wingmen strategy can take up to a month, as both wingmen must befriend the target and then subliminally enter your name into the conversation. Target then says what they feel about you (most people say negative things). That's where the wingman patches things up. That's the beginning. Seven Birds follows seven months, you'd get to a first date type situation around month two.
Tomás:"yo, if you really want Charlotte, you should try the seven bird excursion"
Me:"who will be my wingman though?"
Me:"who will be my wingman though?"
by FubbaYouCubba February 17, 2015
Women/Men who have broken bird syndrome tend to gravitate towards people they want/feel the need to mother,nurse,and/or nurture back into wholeness.They tend to give their all but not receive a lot in return ultimately leading them to grow resentful in their seemingly one-sided relationship.
P#1-"I don't understand why she's staying with him when he's so damaged."
P#2-"I don't know seems to me like she has BROKEN BIRD SYNDROME."
P#2-"I don't know seems to me like she has BROKEN BIRD SYNDROME."
by <3Juno January 17, 2020
by smoke two joints August 04, 2008