Twat Souffle

The act of going down on a girl.

"Hey, Kyle! I went down on Josh's girlfriend last night! Don't tell him but, it was a complete twat souffle!"

by mgshears October 28, 2020

Twat

23 year olds who live in there mums basement and play COD all day could be described as a twat.

You are such a fucking twat

by The Boy who knows tings November 7, 2020

Jumble twat

Hittin ya self whilst fisting ya hickey

Your a jumble twat

by Urban5674 September 28, 2020

Twat

Your mum

Percy:hey Jim what’s a twat

Jim: Your mum

by MoistyBoi69 September 30, 2020

Twatted

When Twitter denies your Tweet from being posted.

The President Tweeted his views of politics in this country, it was twatted when Twitter denied the tweet from posting.

by Frank Palace October 19, 2020

twat tax rebate

When one finds money once lost to their own idiocy. It is quite possible said individual never knew they had suffered the twat tax in the first place.

When you put on a pair of jeans not worn in six months and find a mashed up £20 note in the pocket. "Sweet! Twat tax rebate!"

by dooferdog March 21, 2017

Twat salad

A jumbled confusing turn of events or situation.

Wow that party turned out to be a real twat salad, last time i go to that place.

by Mtg187 April 1, 2017