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Definitions by dooferdog

twat tax rebate 

When one finds money once lost to their own idiocy. It is quite possible said individual never knew they had suffered the twat tax in the first place.
When you put on a pair of jeans not worn in six months and find a mashed up £20 note in the pocket. "Sweet! Twat tax rebate!"
twat tax rebate by dooferdog March 21, 2017

Buffer's bridge 

The piece of a bloke's anatomy that is between the base of his nut sack and his arsehole (biologically the perineum)
Damn, that extreme mountain bike ride destroyed my buffer's bridge.
Buffer's bridge by dooferdog November 12, 2015