Poke the Bear

To attempt sexual intercourse with your female partner during PMT.

She's grumpy but also sexy so I'll try to poke the bear.

by ∪･ｪ･∪ May 24, 2018

polar bear

A white,unmarked police car.

Slow down, there is a polar bear ahead

by B-wright July 14, 2007

Bear Claw

When you run out of lube and have to use feces for masturbation .The look of the fecal matter in your hand and genitalia reminds you of the pastry ..

I was camping for 2 weeks no water no nothing but I needed to cum so I had a bear claw . Im so fascinated with shit that I do bear claws all the time..

by Unkel Kennie May 13, 2014

Bear Claw

The remnants of what is left in the toilet bowl after flushing a large semi solid dump. the streaking pattern is said to resemble the slash of a bear claw.

yo dude..make sure you double flush after eating nachos as you left a mean bear claw in there.

by Bobbie Dooley June 23, 2008

bear claw

when people who think that they are "thugz" throw up there "signs" they are called bear claws.

throw up your bear claws NI**A!

by Tyler April 4, 2005

Momma bear and pappa bear team

momma bear and pappa bear team are affectionate, protective, devoted, strict, sensitive and attentive with their young.

The momma bear and pappa bear team was needed to protect the kids

by Bullcockyonyou, bullshutonu November 29, 2021

muffler bearing

a muffler bearing is a term used when you here a loud rattleing sound comeing from the under carrige of a passing car or maybe your own

hey man i think your muffler bearings going out

by peter gosinya January 11, 2009