Baron Ham

The silly blue haired gentleman rich millionaire from the band, FAKE TYPE.

Baron Ham is so cute I would definitely make him into a ham sandwich

by sakemylove December 23, 2022

Ham chizzit

When you are at a car boot sale and there’s no price on anything add you’ve picked up the courage to ask whilst no one else is around and you’ve not quite got the confidence to make an offer outright

“Scuse me mate, Ham Chizzit?”

by Living Woman May 21, 2022

Ham

One who entertains in a silly-goofy, childlike manner. Loves to entertain and act as comedic relief, can be theatrical.

Omg, Connor was being such a ham the other day when he made the entire coffee shop lol with his over the top comments and expressions.

by BigIz69 May 9, 2022

HAM Rub

A "HAM Rub" is a more accurate definition for a "Blow Job." Describes fellatio as "Hand And Mouth" rubbing... as there is (generally) no real "blowing" involved.

My husband was hard all day, after I promised him a HAM Rub for our anniversary celebration.

by jillydoo October 9, 2014

Having a ham

Expresses being shocked after a discovery.

Just found out we have a test next period, i’m having a ham.

by aris417 October 13, 2020

HAM

an acronym describing a gentleman with attractive features.

Tina: wow did you see that guy in line? he's a total HAM.
Jenny: he is hot I guess, but what's a ham?
Tina: he's a HANDSOME ASS MAN duh!

can also be used in reference to male animals, specifically cute cats and dogs. the highest compliment to give to them. besides saying they're a good boy

by KrazyKatKlan May 10, 2018

Lap Ham

noun. A preggers belly

"I have to take my lap ham in for an ultrasound today."
"Dang! Look at the lap ham on her!"

by Dr. Lapham December 28, 2018