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Road comrade

When you are on the bus and get stopped at a red light, and another bus pulls up in the lane next to you. The driver is a road comrade, and your driver will salute them in respect, and if you are lucky, will start speaking fluent Russian. Witnessing the interaction between a bus driver and a road comrade is said to bring about joyous and happy times to come.
As the bus stopped at the pedestrian crossing, my bus driver saluted a pulled up road comrade with a few Russian phrases before continuing on his way.
by Vladimir Gluten June 27, 2021
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road rules

kick ass show that puts a bunch of people in a winneabago and make them do stuff they'd never do in real life
by stephanie Neubeck July 28, 2003
mugGet the road rulesmug.

Road kill

When someone hits it and leaves you for dead
Laid out like road kill after that dick down
by Jerkette March 17, 2020
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Fifteen Miles of Bad Road

When someone, as they age, goes from looking hot to looking like fifteen miles of bad road
Have you seen Lia? She was hot in high school! She looks like fifteen miles of bad road now.
by Siouxsie Supertramp April 27, 2023
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google road

Unusual, and often unpractical road suggested by Google maps that's supposed to slighly shorten your itinerary but you regret taking
Sorry, I got stuck on a Google road again
by P_djay September 1, 2018
mugGet the google roadmug.

Christie Road

Literally the most Green Day song ever. No seriously, it's literally about Billie Joe Armstrong smoking grass at Christie Road.
Give me something to do to kill some time
Take me to that place that I call home
Take away the strains of being lonely
Take me to the tracks at Christie Road 🎶
by UltimateDoge January 7, 2025
mugGet the Christie Roadmug.

Road-burned bratwurst

When your dick is sweaty, and you get up real fast and it sticks to your thigh, causing painful friction
Dude 1: hey bro, wanna come outside and shoot some hoops?

Dude 2: nah man, I've got a serious road-burned bratwurst right now, can barely even walk
by MaskedCooter November 13, 2013
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