When you’re not a pussy or an attention seeking emo, and actually want to kill yourself in the lulziest way, which is also your favorite activity (slitting your wrists).
Cutting down the road will sever your blood vessel, or in nerd speech, radial artery and will result in an effective, epic win death which will garner lots of sobs and attention from people who once wronged you.
Cutting down the road will sever your blood vessel, or in nerd speech, radial artery and will result in an effective, epic win death which will garner lots of sobs and attention from people who once wronged you.
Jayden: Damn man.. Stephany broke up with me for Nathan.. We were dating for 8 months and next week was supposed to be our anniversary! I just want to slit my wrists and die right now!
Alex: Remember, Jayden. It’s ALWAYS down the road, NEVER across the street.
Alex: Remember, Jayden. It’s ALWAYS down the road, NEVER across the street.
by Spergs June 25, 2023
Get the Down the road mug.person 1: why did the chicken cross the road?
person 2: how the fuck am i supposed to know
person 3 (truck driver): AHHHH STAY OUT OF MY WAY!!!
person 1 & 2: OH MY FUCKING GOD-
person 2: how the fuck am i supposed to know
person 3 (truck driver): AHHHH STAY OUT OF MY WAY!!!
person 1 & 2: OH MY FUCKING GOD-
by dast143235 September 2, 2025
Get the why did the chicken cross the road? mug.a condition in which a driver gets angry at the other driver for not driving in the way he wants to.
the person exhibiting road rage is actually the dumbfuck himself because he/she does not know that others may often find him/her as fucking annoying as fuck
road rager is a simple motherfucker with narrow pov. for example, this fucker thinks a person driving either faster or slower than him as crazy
cops should actually tiicket these mothafuckers and suspend their licenses
the person exhibiting road rage is actually the dumbfuck himself because he/she does not know that others may often find him/her as fucking annoying as fuck
road rager is a simple motherfucker with narrow pov. for example, this fucker thinks a person driving either faster or slower than him as crazy
cops should actually tiicket these mothafuckers and suspend their licenses
by Handleofjohnniewalker May 20, 2019
Get the road rage mug.Bush: "I think that we should have road rules so I cantrol these freaks even more than I already do."
by Bob July 23, 2003
Get the road rules mug.What gets your more hyper than candy? A Candy Road is a street with a bunch of turns to keep your hands active. These types of roads are what drifter live for.
by xxjoelxx October 9, 2018
Get the Candy Road mug.The steady stream of chicks who eyefuck you from cars in oncoming traffic, often while sitting next to their unaware boyfriends, especially when you're on your Harley.
As the car she was in got nearer I could clearly see her cutesy comehither smile they all can do when they know they are out of range. Road flirts are one of the joys of riding.
by Road god August 15, 2011
Get the ROAD FLIRTS mug.Old Town Road is a song written by Lil Nas X originally. After it's debut on TikTok, the song became a massive success and later became a remix with Billy Ray Cyrus. Later down the line, this song got remixed again... and again... and again. Till he can't no more.
The song became such a massive success that it's remained on Billboard's Hot 100 Billboard for (at the time of this definition creation) 15 weeks. The longest a song's been on Billboard (Despacito) was on Billboard for 16 weeks. It looks very likely that Old Town Road will pass that song, and likely exceed it.
People are undecided as to what to categorize it. If you Google the song name, you'll see it's just labeled "Hip Hop/Country". It's a country song, with a hip hop beat and style. This is exactly why people cannot categorize this song. According to Billboard, it's not.
Sometime after the release of this song, and during pride month, Lil Nas X has also publicly announced that he is gay. A shock for the entire world that nobody ever expected.
I personally still listen to it, even with how many times I replayed it. Check my Spotify plays for that song, you'll see it's a lot.
The song became such a massive success that it's remained on Billboard's Hot 100 Billboard for (at the time of this definition creation) 15 weeks. The longest a song's been on Billboard (Despacito) was on Billboard for 16 weeks. It looks very likely that Old Town Road will pass that song, and likely exceed it.
People are undecided as to what to categorize it. If you Google the song name, you'll see it's just labeled "Hip Hop/Country". It's a country song, with a hip hop beat and style. This is exactly why people cannot categorize this song. According to Billboard, it's not.
Sometime after the release of this song, and during pride month, Lil Nas X has also publicly announced that he is gay. A shock for the entire world that nobody ever expected.
I personally still listen to it, even with how many times I replayed it. Check my Spotify plays for that song, you'll see it's a lot.
Kenny: You heard that Old Town Road song?
Me: Pssh... who didn't? You can't avoid that damn song. Especially on the radio.
Me: Pssh... who didn't? You can't avoid that damn song. Especially on the radio.
by latrelljennings July 19, 2019
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