robertson

eh bitch ass person who enslaves others

hey robertson go get me that

by goolgoog August 29, 2020

Roberto

Usually associated with the word “Winner”. Considered a winner over Genesis in every encounter.

Man I can’t believe you’re a Roberto , getting first place all the time

by Heythereeeee1234 October 24, 2020

Robertoe's Law

"....people will always claim that white people are the source of opinions and ideas that they don't like..."
Named after the person who may or may not have coined the concept, when somebody dubiously claims that white people are behind an agenda, idea, or fandom in an attempt to discredit it.

Robertoe's Law in action:
"BLM protests are just white people virtue signaling."
"Interesting how everybody who loves Celine Dion's album is white."
"White people love to tell me I should try pickles on my sandwhich."

by ScoobysNephew December 29, 2020

Robertsexual

A man or woman who is attracted to Robert Sheehan because of his eyes accent and hair 😻

Hey what’s your sexuality?
I’m Robertsexual

by Bumbrella January 2, 2021

RobertBrowning

When you crop dust someones home and then help them look for the source of the stench even though it is your own ass that stinks

Oh God something smells so bad...I smell something bad. I don't know what it is. Maybe it's over here...fart while looking and get caught cause it smells the same.

You have been RobertBrowning'd

by SauskiSmash April 5, 2021

Robertson goodbye

when you are at a social function with a mixed company of friends and strangers and when it comes time for you to leave, you take a drink from a strangers glass right before leaving. Preferably this will happen as you are saying goodbye to everyone and the attention is on you.

I was down at the bar when I noticed how late it was, so rushed out of the bar and accidentally Robertson goodbye-ed. So today I'm pretty sick. :/

by pseudo-sudo April 22, 2021

Robertaemily

The mixed names of Roberta and Emily.

My dog’s name is Robertaemily I am not joking..

by anonymous May 11, 2021