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Put the cap on the marker

I looked at my friend and i said i put the cap on the marker
by Zakkerman September 19, 2016
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It's like putting socks on an octopus is an expression used to say that something is crazy.
Thats so crazy its like putting socks on an octopus
by potvaliant cloud June 15, 2024
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put your balls in tomato sauce

grabing your testicles and making them enter into tomato sauce
you woke up last morning wanting to put your balls in tomato sauce.
by tomato sauce guy March 12, 2018
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What are people that put milk first

Very weird.They don’t have brains.
Tatiana: I’m gonna eat some cereal

*puts milk first*

Andreia:ARE YOU OK??
Tatiana: yeah tf

Andreia: No you aren’t you need to go to a mental hospital

(What are people that put milk first *just because I had to*)
by Cereal first April 23, 2021
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put it in the dirty

Damn bro! Denise is a straight freak! She loves it when I put it in the dirty!”
by Elvis Moran August 26, 2021
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put you on a shirt

This means usually not offensive and is meaning a Roblox avatar like putting someone on a shirt with their Roblox avatar.
I’m going to put your Roblox avatar onto a shirt. “Put you on a shirt”
by Hehdd May 14, 2024
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can i put my ballz in yo jaw

'can i put my ballz in yo jaw' is the famous song sung by non other than an ordinary man with a set of pipes from the heavens. It can be used for any situation but beware the power this phrase holds, if used too much then the song will cease to exist and i will personally attack you with my feet :)
girl: my boyfriend isn't putting enough commitment into our relationship
girl 2: tell him how you feel
*the next day*
girl: hey babe, i feel like you aren't putting enough commitment in this relationship, what are you gonna do to change that?
guy: CaN I PuT My bAlLz iN yO JaW?
girl: oh em gee, yes!
by slapmyasslikeadrum September 23, 2021
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