Penis art

A picture made up of hundreds of little symbols and punctuation that assumes the identity of a nice-looking dick.
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no homo tho

~Have you seen his latest Penis art?

~Yeah, i almost HAD to jerk off to it. No homo tho.

by hitormissinevermiss December 4, 2018

Penis tweet

An esoteric tweet, usually about niche fandom drama, to which the average reader doesn't have enough context to understand, nor is it provided by the tweet itself.

User 1: In my opinion, the latest controversy around what Dinklebob thrust upon the ecosystem in the Tittythink award fandom has left us in cock shock. We should all normalize decent hips to avoid this transpiring in the future.

User 2: penis tweet

by FamilyGuyForever420 July 17, 2023

penis battle

The true battle between two guys. Two erected penises smash each other and try to make another penis eject and become flaccid first. The first penis becomes flaccid is the loser. The winner can steal his girlfriend.

Guys who good at penis battle as known as penis battler.

I want to steal your girlfriend! Let's penis battle!

by memefan May 21, 2018

sea penis

The foam noodle used for fun and general horseplay in pools or other bodies

Ex.: "Let go of my sea penis!"

by Eljimperor February 14, 2014

Penis Colada

A normal piña colada with a little bit of semen in it

My husband makes a mean penis colada you should try it some time

by Jeffery Epstein July 4, 2021

Penis Hotel

A description of certain orifices on human body that are explicitly used for sexual pleasure of one's penis.

Gary's mouth is a total Penis Hotel.

by Spookyspaghettiman May 4, 2022

cow penis

something that you can tell repeatedly to piss off your bus driver

Me: COW PENIS!!!!!!!!!
Bus driver: SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!

by cow penis June 24, 2020